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The Flockas 5.5"Walk it like I Flock it. Fit: These things have a drawstring waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. They fit like the Sweat Shorts mentioned in the size guide. Materials: Tri blend of poly cotton rayon. Details: Drawstring waist Fabric is made to give you the softest experience ever

Commander of the Armies of the Plaid

Despite not having an actual net

Do you think there’s a Regina George flamingo who tells all the other flamingos that on Wednesday’s they wear pink and everyone laugh groans

Cotton waffle -- imagine your favorite Long John's had a little brother named Short John

This is one of our new Stretch Nutters

Back pocket for your doubloons

slightly thicker fabric (underwear is optional or so Phil says)

It's made from a lightweight stretchy fabric

That's the cheat code to unlock the insane bonus power-up that these shorts give you

I like soft shirts and I cannot lie

-Adjustable straps to fit almost everyone

Consider yourself several pieces of paper