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Hippie Man Wig and MustacheSome people say that the hippie movement was about promoting love, peace, and tolerance. But we were there, man, and from the roughly eight nonconsecutive minutes we can recall during the 60s we can say without a shadow of a doubt that they were about one thing only: outta sight, totally boss, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen hair. And we had the most hair. We even dodged the draft because the draft board mistook us for a lhasa apso napping

Whether they decide to dress up like Hercules

and that your salty gaze is known to make soldiers dive overboard when they see you staring them down

these are the kind of questions that you want to avoid

the burning

you can be the breath of fresh air that enlivens the party

Got a droid date planned

The women will all be asking where you got such a happening dress

We remember a time when TV sitcoms had friendly aliens

And that's what we've got ready for her

When she asks for candy

The look is topped off with a structured hat and polished with metallic badges to make you look official

the facts are that you don’t spend centuries composing incantations and studying up on spells without learning a thing or two about charms - both the magical and personality kind

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