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Men's Knee-High Mismatched Pirate SocksWhen you're a pirate, you don't care if your clothes match. Trust us, after months at sea, you'd take whatever clothes you could find too. There's no time for coordinating your hat and coat, let along finding two stockings that match. A pirate's mission is to find practical clothes. What's practical? Anything whole, non blood stained, and not frighteningly odorous of course. So if you're feeling like becoming a pirate yourself, you're practically

The shirt body is black with a faux leather placket and cord lacing

you may feel a strong urge to do some wrecking

Let them know that this outfit is made from man-made materials

put on this Groovy Go Go Dancer Costume

Wear this when you’re out playing tennis

we imagine a picture of shoes like these would serve as the beginning to chapter one

like the Hulk

Once your child has the whole ensemble on

And if anyone tries to give her a hard time in this outfit

You could travel to any location in the world in mere seconds and you wouldn’t have to spend money on a plane ticket

We know you’re not REALLY someone who wants to hurt puppies

The costume includes a blue mesh jersey with the Seattle Seahawks logo on the front