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So Long, TrentMalachite Realize personal growth & transformation Some days self care looks like rage quitting the job that has slowly destroyed your mental health, one toxic meeting at a time. Sign that resignation letter and pop the champagne. Its time.

Ideal candidates include flat earthers

but you were born to catch sun rays

Soothe postpartum turmoil & restore reproductive balance

irrelevant opinions

Reduce tension & find calm

Because there's nothing to do

If they want to talk to you

a jug of bleach

pink cupcake on International Women’s Day can magically rectify the multigenerational damage caused by centuries of misogyny and gender discrimination

reading and prescription glasses

Swap your rose tinted shades for a cool

and master the art of deep breathing and internal screaming

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