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70s Detective Costume KitThe 70s were a golden age for the greatest detectives of all time. They were the no nonsense, get the bad guy dudes who never took any prisoners Wait, yes they took prisoners. That was their entire job! They're also famous for being almost as cheesy as that joke we tried too hard to pull off. That's right, there's everything from car chases that last half a movie (seriously, you'd think someone would run out of gas) all the way to the terrible death

They're growing up so fast

(Don’t worry—it isn’t quite collar tight

the safety of the free world is at stake

Your friends will be turning up the dico jams all night

but brilliant

it's not weird

With big teeth and claws

so don’t go chasing any cars

Start baking that apple pie and for goodness’ sake

(You haven't been stealing bread or teasing city guards

then there are the parents

bet you didn't even know there were rebels in the area when you were sipping mojitos (umm