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Sneakers | Death MatrixBe The Influence and own a pair of history with these exclusive Solitary Isle sneakers. Fashion has no limits, just like the shirt my 10 year old brother wore to his bowling banquet. These extremely comfortable high top canvas sneakers ensure you stand out in a world of Karens. Once you put these on you will never take them off because we put a curse on them. Do you crave the kind of shoes that can keep up with your poor decisions and even worse dance

But that doesn’t mean you have to be

just like the shirt my 10-year-old brother wore to his bowling banquet

It rides low

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Perfect for urban survival

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especially when that one fella from the loading dock keeps “accidentally” bumping into you on smoke breaks

these sneakers are as sharp as your tongue after a fifth martini

made for the kind of man who’s logged more miles than feelings and keeps both buried under the same dusty dashboard

and the weight of lifelong denial

you will finally be the one getting all the attention

It doesn’t ask questions