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Valentine's Sucks Penis 3 oz. BagFeeling jaded about Valentines Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentines Sucks penis Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentines Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with

Have you fantasized about double penetration

this penis ring is both quiet and powerful

and turbo boost technology

Just add your favorite Water Based Lubricant and have a wet n wild time

• Materials: Silicone and ABS

add a sex position per additional person

You've always dreamt of pleasureing a hottie with 36DD's and a super-tight waist

your fantasies are coming true

Lubed internally for smooth movement and a strong seal that makes for sublimely powerful suction

•Made in the USA

The probes are tapered and beaded

Why not boner-up while you use the hose